tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(via theyslayedthedragon)

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writingofcourse:

Our town paints fire hydrants. 2014’s theme is books!  Here is  the hydrant based on the Harry Potter series written by J.K.Rowling.

The artist for this hydrant is Gracie Grossman (sorry no link this time, I can’t find her on Facebook).  It’s located in front of the Huntington Public Library on the corner of Poplar and Market St, Huntington, IN 46750. Presented by the Huntington Arts Initiative, this year’s theme is Book, Look…and Listen!

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ineedtothinkofatitle:

homo-supremacist:

If you are rich and your phone dies do you just buy a new one?

earlier my mom was like “what do rich people do when their stove isn’t working” and I said “they buy a new stove” and my dad said “they move”

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top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

(via summerforeverrlasting)

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busket:

saeto15:

officialartartyartart:

Mare sheltering a fawn.

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officialartartyartart.tumblr.com

oh my GOD

"don’t worry tiny horse, i will protect you"

(Source: gentlemajestyandmodestpride, via devourable)

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imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

(Source: lizgillies, via summerforeverrlasting)

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rats-oncrackattack:

I found a baby pug at the pet store, she was everything I imagined and more.


Help.

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